Wednesday, May 17, 2006

What, you've never seen boobs before?

I've been asked for autographs before, but when a lady asked me if I would sign her boobs if I ever became famous - I was struck by an idea. I asked her if she would let me sign her boobs now, so that if I did become famous, she would be ahead of the crowd.

She agreed, but since she lives across the country from me, the best she could do was send me a picture of her beautiful and bounteous bosom, which is pictured below with my autograph.

Life is good.

Private message to the lady in green:

If you can't read my handwriting, I wrote:

"Whatever your dream,

Just Go For It!"

Mark E. Pettus

The same goes for all of you.

Man, I hope this catches on.

Mark Pettus,
Wednesday, May 17, 2006

10 comments so far. Thank you, Anonymous Anonymous, Blogger Bernita, Blogger Mark Pettus, Blogger Bernita, Blogger Mark Pettus, Blogger Dennie McDonald, Blogger anne frasier, Blogger Michele, Anonymous Anonymous, Blogger Crjem1991,

Let me know what you think

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at 7:36 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks Mark, you talented writer you. ;)

"The Lady in Green"

at 7:56 AM Blogger Bernita said...

Interesting way to make your Mark...

at 10:28 AM Blogger Mark Pettus said...

If I wrote an entire story on the skin of a living woman, would it be literature or performance art?

I guarantee you it would attract eager readers.

"Pardon me, miss. Could you bend forward just a bit, I'm right at the cliffhanger, and the story is about to reach its climax."

at 11:01 AM Blogger Bernita said...

Um...would that be "flash fiction?"

at 11:58 AM Blogger Mark Pettus said...

By gum, I think she's got it.

You know, that's a lot of pun for one post, Bernita.

at 12:38 PM Blogger Dennie McDonald said...

um... hmm... well I think I shall pass on my signing for now if that's okay... don't feel like sitting on the camera - LOL

at 9:43 PM Blogger anne frasier said...

too funny!!

at 11:54 AM Blogger Michele said...


And when you ARE famous, she could claim that you were Bosom Buddies!

at 10:32 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mark! I cannot believe you posted this.



Yes I can.


Next thing you're going to post Pamela Anderson's boobs with you signature on them. You could always mail it to her.


at 8:36 AM Blogger Crjem1991 said...

Looks like you had much space to people could have you sign on the front of the ladies with an attached note around the back:) Very cool! Reminds me of my first concert, BonJovi, slippery when wet
Take Care!


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